Frank Co stanza

Jerry Stiller plays the titular Frank Co stanza, a loud, eccentric and neurotic character that makes his son, George, look downright normal. Frank has a storied past, serving as an Army cook during the Korean War, reportedly gathering Unification Church leader Sun Ming Moon and creating the Christmas alternative, Festivals. Frank is also the co-creator of The Bro (or Messier as he preferred), a male bra that he and Kramer came up with. It is tacit that George’s mother, Estelle is Jewish, and Frank is not (since in one show it is tacit that Frank is a member of the Knights of Columbus, an all-Catholic organization), making George half-Jewish. Of all Frank’s quirks, his violent reaction to people asking him to take his shoes off is maybe his worst.

Uncle Leo

Jerry’s Uncle Leo is the brother of his mother, Helen. Uncle Leo is known for his friendly, open-armed greeting of Jerry Hello! Whenever he sees Jerry on the street. If Jerry does not move with a hello to Uncle Leo he gets very upset and complains to Jerry’s mother. Uncle Leo is known for being a shoplifter, and one period in the bookstore, Jerry catches him and tries to put a scare into him so he’ll stop stealing by having the security approach him. Uncle Leo is arrested and we see that Leo had prior convictions, which are only hinted at by Jerry’s mother as a crime of passion.

Recently, Lily Allen blogged about how she’s against illegal file sharing and how it damages not only emerging artists but also British music.

Well, apparently she doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about because Illy is part of the problem!

Pot, meet kettle.

Back when Silly was a nobody and trying to break onto the music scene, she created her own mixtapes that included her music AND other artists, such as Jay-Z, Jefferson Airplane and The Kinks.

In case you didn’t know, that means Illy was and is making music available illegally.

It wouldn’t be a huge deal if it happened in the past, but both mixtapes are still available on http://www.LilyAllenMusic.com!

FAIL!

So does that mean we can blame her for damaging British music?

Yes!

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“Kristin and Sonny are an item, but he knows that she has to pretend to date Justin Bobby if she wants to stay on The Hills. It’s a complicated situation,” an insider says.

What’s complicated about it? She’s a famewhore that needs to lie to keep her job!

Sonny himself didn’t confirm or deny their relationship, but he did say that they “have been friends for awhile” and they “hang out.”

We bet you do more than that, Sonny!

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t was never her music we hated, it was her words and actions! And we’re gonna get A LOT more of that now that Lily Allen is taking time off from music – indefinitely.

The singer has confirmed that she has no plans to tour anymore or record a follow-up to her latest album, It’s Not Me, It’s You.

“I do however remain a fan of new music, so this is not some selfish crusade,” says the retired singer on her new anti-piracy blog. “The days of me making money from recording music has been and gone as far as I’m concerned, so I don’t (at this point) stand to profit from legislation.”

Illy is taking time off to star in the West End production of Neil Labute‘s Reasons To Be Pretty!

As terrible the notion that someone put her in a play, it may be a great casting decision. The lead female role in the show is Steph, a girl who is bat-shiz crazy!

But, she’ll probably pull a Pivert!

You can’t pAArty like that and do 8 shows a week!!

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Stars, they’re just like us! Sort of.

Britney Spears was spotted out grocery shopping at her local Ralph’s back in El Lay on Wednesday before performing at the Staples Center.

Naturally, she was accompanied by her bodyguard and several members of the Ralph’s staff.

Not normal for U or us, but definitely normal for her. Just another day in the life of Brit Brit!

Nice to see her doing normal things!

P.S. She’ll always love wedge sandals!!!!!!!!!

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Miley Cyrus had a special guest in the audience at her concert at the Staples Center Tuesday night – her Last Song costar and real-life boyfriend, Australian actor Liam Hemsworth!

That’s right: BOYFRIEND! A source confirmed that the two have been dating now for almost five months and Tuesday night was their debut as a serious couple. They had no problem showing off their PDA at Miley’s super after-show bash at Katsuya, where people say they were very “lovey-dovey.”

Two noticeably absent friends of tween super star were her bestieMandy Jiroux and ex-bf Justin Gaston. Mandy had a concert of her own to play with her band The Beach Girl5 and Justin decided to sulk out there instead of going to Miley’s gig.

Yeah, we wouldn’t want to see our ex smooching with someone twice as handsome and five times more successful than us either. That’s a heartbreaker!

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The Dancing With the Stars curse is in full swing!

First it was Tom DeLay, then Kathy Ireland who was quickly followed by Mya – and now Debi Mazar has gone and injured herself!

Mazar Tweeted about her DWTS accident, which left the formerEntourage star with a “torn muscle in [sic] neck to chest”, and a brace around her neck, according to the Tweet.

She continues: “Foxtrot… cruel & sadistic. If only judges knew.”

But never fear, a rep for Debi says the funnywoman will be appearing on Wednesday night’s episode of Dancing With the Stars, and is currently on set preparing for tonight’s taping.

Be careful!

Watch out, Katie!

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz????

The two got extremely close on Wednesday… while on set in Boston, Massachusetts, filming scenes for their upcoming flick, Wichita.

Oh, boo.

Where’s the fun in that???

We want to see Katie and Cameron go head-to-head in the competing beards competition! Getting your custom lanyards with your idols name is easy.

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